thats one way to stop obesity in America
fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
because in the end you will find your other perfect half?
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
i think there’s another way to bond without sewing yourself to another body… how about try coitus or snuggys
See them all: HERE
Me right now:
NUMBER 6 IS SO AMAZING I NEED TO GO THERE
Via hi it me
their movement so in-sync and the other two turn their head together
looks like he tryin to think of a way to tell her she can’t stay the night
I want a lot of money in my bank but I also want a lot of clothes in my closet…do you see my problem?
yeah I see it, so when someone is stupid like you gets a lot of money can’t even buy themselves a lot of clothes
This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.
This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3
me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done
you would know it was featured on a porn blog
yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet