my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
you can get a headache from looking at something that bright
This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
quote, print and spread the butter
Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out
honey can you put this hot dog in the freezer
Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **
this was amazing
how the fuck…..
i reblogged this while watching it
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD
that’s what they want you to think
thats one way to stop obesity in America