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thats one way to stop obesity in America

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

you jelly?

Via psychedelic

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

image

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

because in the end you will find your other perfect half?

Via psychedelic

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste)


ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

i think there’s another way to bond without sewing yourself to another body… how about try coitus or snuggys

Via psychedelic

cakencookies:

hay-gurll:

mamamaboo:

14 Life Changing Destinations In America
See them all: HERE

Me right now:

NUMBER 6 IS SO AMAZING I NEED TO GO THERE


Via hi it me




lovoto:

#when someone you hate walks in class late

their movement so in-sync and the other two turn their head together

(Source: ex-smariedrew)


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guy:

looks like he tryin to think of a way to tell her she can’t stay the night


bootiewerk:

I want a lot of money in my bank but I also want a lot of clothes in my closet…do you see my problem?

yeah I see it, so when someone is stupid like you gets a lot of money can’t even buy themselves a lot of clothes

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hi:

vvendys:

hi:

This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

you would know it was featured on a porn blog


spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

Via Awesomesawws




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