why the fuck am i that one person who doesn’t get a bless you when i sneeze and then some bitch sneezes right after and the entire class screams bless you
Did you go to Church with your Class? if not they wouldn’t know your religion and a Bless you from different group could be a sin for you, so they are watching out for you bro.
Don’t let anyone stop you from enjoying this week’s best GIFs.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”